The Good
Dolph Ziggler v. Cesaro
Listen if you want to see a solid
match by two great workers in the ring look no further then Cesaro
and Dolph Ziggler's Two out of Three falls match. It was the best
match for pure mat wrestling of the night. While I am mighty
surprised that Ziggler got back to back pin-falls, it was a minor
worry about Cesaro's chances at this point. The Intercontinental
title is starting to get some polish again with a fighting champion
and a rivalry across nations(more on that in a bit.)
Dean Ambrose v. Seth Rollins
Before certain events Dean Ambrose and
Seth Rollins was going to be one for the books, maybe not the best
part of the books but it felt like an actual hell in a cell match.
Top of the cage, and all that business. Double table spot was nice
and having more then just a TLC match with a cage brought the two
characters to life showing the level of tortuous extremes...but then
something happened that will be discussed later.
Rhodes Boys vs Uso
The Tag match of the Dust in the Wind
and Usos was the tag match we have seen for the last 6 months. WWE
again is not giving a good goddamn about this division. If you want
to disagree, watch TNA Impacts Round Robin tourney. I just want Cody
Rhodes back, the son of the son of the plumber is much better used as
a technical wrestler with panache. His Elder Brother has the weird
settled, we know that character and persona. Dusty Rhodes must have
literally pissed in Vince's Cheerio's is all I am saying.
The Bad
The Miz vs. Seamus
Look I hate the Miz as a character.
But this was a decent match for the two characters but comedy is hard
for the WWE, but Sandow is the person. The match was meh and all that
goodness. Sandow needs to be his own man and The Miz needs to go back
making straight to DVD flicks.
Mark Henry v. Bo Dallas
Time thirty-six seconds, this match
was just a waste, yes they are now establishing whiny petulant bo.
But using the world's strongest man is just a damned waste used to be
big men had big matches. Mind you with the upcoming heel turn(again,
now confirmed on Raw). Comedy is timing and WWE's watch is broke is
all I am going to say.
Rusev vs Big Show
Look my favorite Rocky Movie was number
4, great soundtrack, great lines, a great film for the 80's. WWE this
is the 10's of the next damn century. It was nice to see Show do some
submission moves and get the Bulgarian brute almost tapping. But the
seriously this crap was done better by Iron Sheik. That is all.
AJ Lee vs Paige
Paige was my diva, it was nice to see
a fighter come in and prove her worth in the ring. But now, bless
their hearts, WWE decided to make her into a Total Failure. I will
say this, at least the two best workers fight for the belt. But good
god I know some women fighters, and they would make matches so brutal
it would be ECW chants all over the place. This was a non-starter and
old as hell.
The Ugly
Bella twins
IT FUCKING was the worst thing other
then our coyote ugly below I have seen, god I am so tired of this
total crap show soap opera bullshit. Jesus Christ make them fucking
valets and let us actually see WOMEN who can fight. Who can duke it
out and prove who is the baddest of them all?
John Cena versus Randy Orton number (over nine thousand!)
I am an Orton Fan full disclosure. He
is fast, crazy and willing to do the awesome. So this was a painful
experience. Cena wins after losing to Ambrose, by getting (AGAIN!!!)
a title shot. Man should just take a 5 year break then get the record
if they want to get some action from this. Vince must be getting even
more senile with this crap.
I could go on with my thoughts but
incoherent gibbering is not easy to type. For truth, this is the
goddamned craptasitic wonder-fuck. Vomit is wasted on this crap.
UP NEXT...The:What The Fuck
Look the guys that got me back to
watching the WWE was The Shield and the Wyatt Family. Shield is done,
and the Wyatts got the Cena treatment at Payback. So here comes the
Bray, with a decent spooky entrance to get the retread. Kane coming
up, hell rising and all that.
But timing is everything, and at the
end of a solid Main Event is not the time for this shit.
Final Thoughts
I was not drunk enough for the
show...that is all.
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